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Captain America, Or Emorica as Wolverine would call him, Was one of Luke's first Mighty Muggs. Completely depressed due to something that happened in Toys R Us a long time ago, Captain America vowed that he would never be happy again. Of course, that vow has been kept up to this day.
- Captain America once mentioned that he wanted to be a Pianist, but started to cry when he realised he had no fingers.
- Captain America seemed a lot less depressed when he was chasing the Monkey Man in the episode "Scavenger Hunt: Part 2".